Renovation

The blog is currently being fixed.. its having a face lift and a nose job.. ahaha.. so no post till further notice.. sorry guys

Happy Chinese New Year!

From us Gravity-ians, We wish all Chinese Friends and Family's a Prosperous and Happy new year in the year of the ox! Hope all your dreams and wishes come true! Good Luck To all in studies & work. Gong Xi Fa Cai!!! Ang Pau Please XD

Happy Birthday Sel :D

From the people of flats that reside in the humble town of Kuala Belait, Brunei. We wish Selina from down under, happy 17th birthday :D. We wont forget the blonde who took our hearts when she said "ui buduuuhh"

Happenings Around the World

Natalie Dylan - Pics and video of 22-year old Natalie Dylan, who has her virginity for sale at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada and discussed it on the Howard Stern show Wednesday.

Naturally, Natalie’s Bunny Ranch “Virginity For Sale” auction received widespread media attention because it’s hard to believe an attractive 22-year old girl like “Natalie Dylan” (not her real name) is still a virgin, particularly since her older sister works at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

Natalie Dylan appeared on CNN as well as the Howard Stern show and says she’s hoping to get a million dollars for her cherry.

Mariska Hargitay Has a Collapsed Lung


Law & Order: SVU star Mariska Hargitay has been battling a collapsed lung, her rep told exclusively. "Mariska Hargitay has been sidelined with a pneumothorax (a partially collapsed lung) and she will appear in all episodes for the rest of the season of Law & Order: SVU," her rep said.

Mariska was up for a coveted Golden Globe this year, but wasn't able to join in the festivities last night. Perhaps she was home getting some much needed rest?

Katy Perry and Travis McCoy Call it Quits

After a year together, singer Katy Perry and Gym Class Heroes frontman Travis McCoy have decided to call it quits. Katy, 24, and Travis, 27, didn't even make it into 2009 before the relationship was over and done with, according to People. This news comes as a bit of a surprise since the two made a bold move in June.

He bought her a promise ring and also proudly wore a ring himself with Katy's name inscribed on it. With incessant rumors recently circulating of an engagement, this should quiet the gossip once for and all. It doesn't look like these two will be heading down the aisle anytime soon.

Songs We recommend

The fray - You Found me

Katy Perry - Thinking of you

T-Pain - Freeze

N.E.R.D - Sooner or later

Brandy - Long Distance

Britney Spears - Circus

Chris Brown - Glow in the dark

Beyonce - Halo

Akon - Im so paid

Jokes Of the day

Aliens are sneaky!


An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder.

The drunk guy just ignores him.

After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down.

He notices that the alien has no genitalia.

He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?"

The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!

Student Report Cards

These are real comments made by teachers on their student report cards.

1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this student to breed.

3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.

4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

7. This child has been working with glue too much.

8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead

Conversation Between two races at the HQ

Rohit(me) : blah blah blah blah.. bleh bleh bluu (talking B.S)
Arif : eh.. mls ku.. ko buat sma c alip sja
alip: eh.. apa?
alip: nda ku paham cana buat skill mu ani
Fahim: ani urg BANDAR punya style ( dengan gaya2 nya.. handshake urg bandar konon nya!)
rohit : urg bandar? is that wat mudib does ? ohhhhhhh kedapataan!
Abu(mau jua ) : eh.. he do like me.. eh.. like me wah.. wat i do always.. wahahaha
Rohit : bussit u..
Rohit : bh rip laju eh.. layan aku wah.. raget ni.. urg brown guys punya handshake
Fahim : eh! K****G sya majal!
Fahim : ahahah eh! K****G sya majal! Dgar ko ckp ku?
Rohit: *i did the grasscutter sound motion* real nice.. XD
Rohit : now days no more hand movers.. its all four wheel.. got steering wheel again.. vroom vroom..
Fahim: eh.. we drive gtr kaliah
Rohit : before use huge scissors to cut grass! now ordi improve.. got technology.. use big razor.. gillete brand.. ahaah
Richard : dulu dulu.. dorang pakai sabit putung rumput.. ahaha..
Fahim : eh eh.. apa eh.. msa ne bangla drift..
The geng : panat ko ne..
Rohit: now very good.. the misen rumput.. got silencer!!! no more noise! hahahhaha.. so silent when cutting grass.. peacefull..
Fahim: diam trus
The geng : wahahaahahahahahahahah.. sandiii!! wooooooooo
Arip: wui.. ahaha.. msukkn tia krg ra blog
Rohit: bh.. okey tu