From the people of flats that reside in the humble town of Kuala Belait, Brunei. We wish Selina from down under, happy 17th birthday :D. We wont forget the blonde who took our hearts when she said "ui buduuuhh"
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Happenings Around the World
Natalie Dylan - Pics and video of 22-year old Natalie Dylan, who has her virginity for sale at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada and discussed it on the Howard Stern show Wednesday.
Naturally, Natalie’s Bunny Ranch “Virginity For Sale” auction received widespread media attention because it’s hard to believe an attractive 22-year old girl like “Natalie Dylan” (not her real name) is still a virgin, particularly since her older sister works at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.
Natalie Dylan appeared on CNN as well as the Howard Stern show and says she’s hoping to get a million dollars for her cherry.
Mariska Hargitay Has a Collapsed Lung
Law & Order: SVU star Mariska Hargitay has been battling a collapsed lung, her rep told exclusively. "Mariska Hargitay has been sidelined with a pneumothorax (a partially collapsed lung) and she will appear in all episodes for the rest of the season of Law & Order: SVU," her rep said.
Mariska was up for a coveted Golden Globe this year, but wasn't able to join in the festivities last night. Perhaps she was home getting some much needed rest?
Katy Perry and Travis McCoy Call it Quits
He bought her a promise ring and also proudly wore a ring himself with Katy's name inscribed on it. With incessant rumors recently circulating of an engagement, this should quiet the gossip once for and all. It doesn't look like these two will be heading down the aisle anytime soon.
Songs We recommend
The fray - You Found me
Katy Perry - Thinking of you
T-Pain - Freeze
N.E.R.D - Sooner or later
Brandy - Long Distance
Britney Spears - Circus
Chris Brown - Glow in the dark
Beyonce - Halo
Akon - Im so paid
Katy Perry - Thinking of you
T-Pain - Freeze
N.E.R.D - Sooner or later
Brandy - Long Distance
Britney Spears - Circus
Chris Brown - Glow in the dark
Beyonce - Halo
Akon - Im so paid
Jokes Of the day
Aliens are sneaky!
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder.
The drunk guy just ignores him.
After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down.
He notices that the alien has no genitalia.
He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?"
The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!
1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder.
The drunk guy just ignores him.
After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down.
He notices that the alien has no genitalia.
He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?"
The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!
Student Report Cards
These are real comments made by teachers on their student report cards. 1. Since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this student to breed.
3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.
4. Your child is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
6. The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
7. This child has been working with glue too much.
8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.
9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.
12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead
Friday, January 16, 2009
Conversation Between two races at the HQ
Rohit(me) : blah blah blah blah.. bleh bleh bluu (talking B.S)
Arif : eh.. mls ku.. ko buat sma c alip sja
alip: eh.. apa?
alip: nda ku paham cana buat skill mu ani
Fahim: ani urg BANDAR punya style ( dengan gaya2 nya.. handshake urg bandar konon nya!)
rohit : urg bandar? is that wat mudib does ? ohhhhhhh kedapataan!
Abu(mau jua ) : eh.. he do like me.. eh.. like me wah.. wat i do always.. wahahaha
Rohit : bussit u..
Rohit : bh rip laju eh.. layan aku wah.. raget ni.. urg brown guys punya handshake
Fahim : eh! K****G sya majal!
Fahim : ahahah eh! K****G sya majal! Dgar ko ckp ku?
Rohit: *i did the grasscutter sound motion* real nice.. XD
Rohit : now days no more hand movers.. its all four wheel.. got steering wheel again.. vroom vroom..
Fahim: eh.. we drive gtr kaliah
Rohit : before use huge scissors to cut grass! now ordi improve.. got technology.. use big razor.. gillete brand.. ahaah
Richard : dulu dulu.. dorang pakai sabit putung rumput.. ahaha..
Fahim : eh eh.. apa eh.. msa ne bangla drift..
The geng : panat ko ne..
Rohit: now very good.. the misen rumput.. got silencer!!! no more noise! hahahhaha.. so silent when cutting grass.. peacefull..
Fahim: diam trus
The geng : wahahaahahahahahahahah.. sandiii!! wooooooooo
Arip: wui.. ahaha.. msukkn tia krg ra blog
Rohit: bh.. okey tu
Arif : eh.. mls ku.. ko buat sma c alip sja
alip: eh.. apa?
alip: nda ku paham cana buat skill mu ani
Fahim: ani urg BANDAR punya style ( dengan gaya2 nya.. handshake urg bandar konon nya!)
rohit : urg bandar? is that wat mudib does ? ohhhhhhh kedapataan!
Abu(mau jua ) : eh.. he do like me.. eh.. like me wah.. wat i do always.. wahahaha
Rohit : bussit u..
Rohit : bh rip laju eh.. layan aku wah.. raget ni.. urg brown guys punya handshake
Fahim : eh! K****G sya majal!
Fahim : ahahah eh! K****G sya majal! Dgar ko ckp ku?
Rohit: *i did the grasscutter sound motion* real nice.. XD
Rohit : now days no more hand movers.. its all four wheel.. got steering wheel again.. vroom vroom..
Fahim: eh.. we drive gtr kaliah
Rohit : before use huge scissors to cut grass! now ordi improve.. got technology.. use big razor.. gillete brand.. ahaah
Richard : dulu dulu.. dorang pakai sabit putung rumput.. ahaha..
Fahim : eh eh.. apa eh.. msa ne bangla drift..
The geng : panat ko ne..
Rohit: now very good.. the misen rumput.. got silencer!!! no more noise! hahahhaha.. so silent when cutting grass.. peacefull..
Fahim: diam trus
The geng : wahahaahahahahahahahah.. sandiii!! wooooooooo
Arip: wui.. ahaha.. msukkn tia krg ra blog
Rohit: bh.. okey tu
Jokes of the day
No toilet Paper
F.Y.I dump = shit :)
There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.
Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.
While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no toilet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."
Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.
All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.
The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.
Three men in hell
Three men went to hell.
The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"
He then opened the doors to the three rooms.
Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.
Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.
Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.
The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.
They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."
Latest Gizmo's
Canon EOS 5D Mark II
Canon announces full frame, 21.1 megapixel EOS 5D Mark II. EOS with the first full HD video. Compact, lightweight, with environmental protection, EOS 5D successor has a newly designed Canon CMOS sensor with ISO sensitivity up to 25,600 shots in a nearly dark.
The new 4 DIGIC at Canon EOS 5D combines with improved CMOS sensor medium format territory deliver image quality at 3.9 frames per second for up to 310 images. Triggered from Live View mode, capture HD video allows users to draw without interruption at full resolution 1080 to 30fps - the quality of images with astonishing levels of detail and realism.
Nokia N97
The Nokia N97 is one of Nokias most powerful device today, and it combines a large touch display with a QWERTY keyboard, 3.5G high-speed data, a camera of 5 megapixels and GPS and mapping support.
N97 come with several elements of the Nokia 5800 XpressMusic. It has more capacity on the territory of the Nokia E90 and Nokia N810 and this series is efectively to compete with the Nokia N96.
822P
Panasonic will launch their new handset on the market which is called Panasonic 822P in Japan. Equip with 8.9 millimeter thickness, use 2.2 inch LCD display on 240×320 QVGA resolution and camera 2 megapixel with auto focus function.
The storage of 822P using micro slot expanded memory 2GB and bluetooth connectivity. The phone also support international roaming and offer more than 200 minutes talk time. Panasonic 822P come with 4 colors including red, pink gold, black and white. It will be available in the middle of February 2008.
GoLive2 Stix - Clone of Wiimote
GoLive2, independent division games Playhut, a clone of Wiimote and called Stix. It is a number of wireless, Motion-Sensing, Touch-Screen-controller for PC games and the Internet, with the player to interact with online games and a regular PC games with games for Windows badge.
Acer Predator G7700 PC
Acer will launch their extreme gamer’s line products the Acer Predator PC which faster, deeper, harder and further. The Acer Aspire G7700 has specification Intel Core 2 Extreme Processor (up to 1333 MHz FSB) or Intel Core 2 Quad processor which also overclock capable for CPU, RAM and GPU.
Acer G24 LCD Monitor
Acer introduced the first LCD monitor, the G24, which supports up to 50000:1 contrast ratio. Designed to encourage PC gamers, the G24 is dressed to thrill in extreme contrast of orange-black colors and elegant contours, and supports high-definition (HD) graphics for games entertainment intense.
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