Joke of the day

"You know, except for the mustache, you look a lot like my mother."
"But I don't have a mustache."
"Yes, but my mother does."



Quote Of The Day

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Special Tribute on Mustache's

Famous People With a Mustache

Albert Einstein

Saddam Hussein

Charlie Chaplin

Adolf Hitler

Che Guevera

Hulk Hogan

Chris Tucker

Roh8
Will Smith

What if they didn't have a MUSTACHE!?

Albert Einstein

Saddam Hussein

Charlie Chaplin

Adolf Hitler
Che Guevera
Osama Bin Laden

Pictures That Amaze

All new Nintendo Ds, Fully Recyled!


Mouse Bones

Borat!

Joke of the day

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!

Further down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away!

About two miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that, the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a shit!"


Quote of the day

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Fun Fact

In Australia, Burger King is called Hungry Jack's.

Cow is a Japanese brand of shaving foam.


Cleopatra married two of her brothers


In New York City, approximately 1,600 people are bitten by other humans every year.

Pictures That Amaze

Ironic isn't it?

Joke of the Day

A guy wakes up one morning with a hangover. "Honey, I know I made a fool out of myself at the party last night, so tell me what I did."

"You got in an argument with your boss."

"Well, piss on him!!!" said the man.

"You did. He fired you."

"Well, screw him!"

"I did." said his wife. "You're back to work on Monday."


Quote of the day

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Fun Fact

Many native Americans are highly allergic to Marshmallows

The first pornographic film was created by Thomas Edison's assistant. F.Y.I this is Thomas Edison, not his assistant.

Chickens will not walk on ice