Conversation Between two races at the HQ

Rohit(me) : blah blah blah blah.. bleh bleh bluu (talking B.S)
Arif : eh.. mls ku.. ko buat sma c alip sja
alip: eh.. apa?
alip: nda ku paham cana buat skill mu ani
Fahim: ani urg BANDAR punya style ( dengan gaya2 nya.. handshake urg bandar konon nya!)
rohit : urg bandar? is that wat mudib does ? ohhhhhhh kedapataan!
Abu(mau jua ) : eh.. he do like me.. eh.. like me wah.. wat i do always.. wahahaha
Rohit : bussit u..
Rohit : bh rip laju eh.. layan aku wah.. raget ni.. urg brown guys punya handshake
Fahim : eh! K****G sya majal!
Fahim : ahahah eh! K****G sya majal! Dgar ko ckp ku?
Rohit: *i did the grasscutter sound motion* real nice.. XD
Rohit : now days no more hand movers.. its all four wheel.. got steering wheel again.. vroom vroom..
Fahim: eh.. we drive gtr kaliah
Rohit : before use huge scissors to cut grass! now ordi improve.. got technology.. use big razor.. gillete brand.. ahaah
Richard : dulu dulu.. dorang pakai sabit putung rumput.. ahaha..
Fahim : eh eh.. apa eh.. msa ne bangla drift..
The geng : panat ko ne..
Rohit: now very good.. the misen rumput.. got silencer!!! no more noise! hahahhaha.. so silent when cutting grass.. peacefull..
Fahim: diam trus
The geng : wahahaahahahahahahahah.. sandiii!! wooooooooo
Arip: wui.. ahaha.. msukkn tia krg ra blog
Rohit: bh.. okey tu

Jokes of the day

No toilet Paper

F.Y.I dump = shit :)

There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no toilet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.



Three men in hell


Three men went to hell.

The devil said to them "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.

The men thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

They entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind them, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."

Latest Gizmo's

Canon EOS 5D Mark II

Canon announces full frame, 21.1 megapixel EOS 5D Mark II. EOS with the first full HD video. Compact, lightweight, with environmental protection, EOS 5D successor has a newly designed Canon CMOS sensor with ISO sensitivity up to 25,600 shots in a nearly dark.




The new 4 DIGIC at Canon EOS 5D combines with improved CMOS sensor medium format territory deliver image quality at 3.9 frames per second for up to 310 images. Triggered from Live View mode, capture HD video allows users to draw without interruption at full resolution 1080 to 30fps - the quality of images with astonishing levels of detail and realism.

Nokia N97

The Nokia N97 is one of Nokias most powerful device today, and it combines a large touch display with a QWERTY keyboard, 3.5G high-speed data, a camera of 5 megapixels and GPS and mapping support.



N97 come with several elements of the Nokia 5800 XpressMusic. It has more capacity on the territory of the Nokia E90 and Nokia N810 and this series is efectively to compete with the Nokia N96.



822P



Panasonic will launch their new handset on the market which is called Panasonic 822P in Japan. Equip with 8.9 millimeter thickness, use 2.2 inch LCD display on 240×320 QVGA resolution and camera 2 megapixel with auto focus function.
The storage of 822P using micro slot expanded memory 2GB and bluetooth connectivity. The phone also support international roaming and offer more than 200 minutes talk time. Panasonic 822P come with 4 colors including red, pink gold, black and white. It will be available in the middle of February 2008.


GoLive2 Stix - Clone of Wiimote



GoLive2, independent division games Playhut, a clone of Wiimote and called Stix. It is a number of wireless, Motion-Sensing, Touch-Screen-controller for PC games and the Internet, with the player to interact with online games and a regular PC games with games for Windows badge.
Acer Predator G7700 PC



Acer will launch their extreme gamer’s line products the Acer Predator PC which faster, deeper, harder and further. The Acer Aspire G7700 has specification Intel Core 2 Extreme Processor (up to 1333 MHz FSB) or Intel Core 2 Quad processor which also overclock capable for CPU, RAM and GPU.

Acer G24 LCD Monitor



Acer introduced the first LCD monitor, the G24, which supports up to 50000:1 contrast ratio. Designed to encourage PC gamers, the G24 is dressed to thrill in extreme contrast of orange-black colors and elegant contours, and supports high-definition (HD) graphics for games entertainment intense.

Top 6 Strangest Japanese Gadgets and Accessories

6. Vibrating Optical Mouse

This device not only acts as a fully functional optical mouse, it also includes a built-in vibration motor for stress relief. Available in white or silver colors, this mouse features USB connectivity and is priced at $22 USD = $32.91 BND

5. The Sauce Dispensing Chopsticks

With these sauce dispensing chopsticks you'll never have to dip your sushi in soy sauce again For $21 USD = $31.41 BND, you can purchsae two pairs of these chopsticks made from polypropylene and ABS

4. Cardboard Speakers

MUJI (best known in Japan for their innovative yet simple products) introducesa new line of cardboard speakers, which consist of "a few" electronic components and ship unfolded in a clear plastic pouch -- so fold them up and they're ready to use.

3. The Head Bath Cap

If you've been waiting for a cap that gives your head/hair a good bath than the solution is here. Presenting the "Head Bath" cap, just place it over your head and let water start running into it. This gadget not only looks funny, but supposedly "helps your hair grow faster and fuller" by penetrating the pores in your scalp with the trapped water

2. Ear Wax Camera/Cleaner

Put simply, this is one of the strangest gadgets we've come across. This device sports a camera/light at one end and a viewer at the other end -- allowing users to see built-up ear wax. It's powered by a single 9V battery and is made from anti-bacterial ASB resin/glass/stainless steel.

1. Nap Alarm

This nifty little device goes behind your ear and vibrates when it detects you are falling asleep by measuring the speed of head movements (head nodding, etc.). Perfect for boring classes, drives, and work. It costs only $15 USD = $22.44BND (1,800 yen).

We will rock you!

RULES:1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Tag 6 people.

Are you male or female?
= Imaginary superstar - sky sweetnam.. lols

Describe yourself!
= I fell in love with the dj - Chenelle.. ahahhaha.. thats not me!

What do people feel when they're around you?
= Apple shampoo

Describe your current relationship.
= Death blooms - Mudvayne.. lols am i gonna stay single? ahaha

Where would you like to be now?
= Last resort - Papa Roach.. wow.. thats nice.. ahaha

How do you feel about love?
= You've Broken my heart - one ok rock.. ahahhah.. thats ironic!

What's your life like?
= Misery Business - Paramore

What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
= Love in this club - Usher ft Young jeezy

Say something wise :
= Wanabe - Spice girls... thats wise.. ahah

If someone says "is this okay?"
= Welcome Home - coheed and cambria.. didnt even know i had a song like this..lols

How would you describe yourself?
= its getting hot in here - nelly.. lols.. thats so soo true.. ahaha XD

What do you like in a guy/girl?
= Trashed, lost & strungout - children of bodom.. wow.. creepy..

How do you feel today?
= Pagi yang gelap - Hujan

What is your life's purpose?
= Cannibal - static x.. im not a cannibal.. mosltly a vegetarian.. ahaha

What is your motto?
= Beat it - fergie.. thats saying it!

What do your friends think of you?
= Dear loser - x Japan.. i aint a loser kay.. ahaha..

What do you think of your parents?
= Sadistic Desire - x japan.. ahaha.. they're great parents.. fcuked up windows media player.. ahaha

What do you think about very often?
= Teach me how to dance - chenelle

What is 2 + 2?
= Thats what you get - paramore.. ahaha.. so u get a 4.. thats good :D

What do you think of your best friend?
= knockin on heavens door - avril lavigne.. so touching.. ahaha

What do you think of the person you like?
= Get low - T-pain feat flo-rida

What is your life story?
= Moving mountains - Usher.. true truee.. ohh so truee. ahaah

What do you want to be when you grow up?
= Propane - T.i ft tpain

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
= Bouncing of the walls again

What will you dance to at your wedding?
= Big girls dont cry.. ahahahaha

What will they play at your funeral?
= One step at time - jordin sparks.. lols..

What is your hobby/interest?
= Thriller - fallout boys

What is your biggest fear?
= When im gone - eminem.. ngam eh!

What is your biggest secret?
= True love


What do you think of your friends?
= The saints are coming

What will you post this as?
= We will rock you! ahaah.. love that song.

Joke of the day

Making Cakes

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."


Hmmm.. First time? ahaha XD

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Naughty, Naughty!

Excuse me, What were you thinkin'?

Items on the street :)

APPLE IPHONE 3G 8GB
$1,168.00

APPLE IPHONE 3G 16GB $1,278.00

320 x 480 pixels, 3.5 inches
Multi-touch input method
Accelerometer sensor for auto-rotate
Proximity sensor for auto turn-off
Ambient light sensor
Mac OS X v10.4.10
2 MP, 1600x1200 pixels
Built-in GPS receiver
A-GPS function
Google Maps
Widgets support
iPod audio/video player
PIM including calendar, to-do list
TV output
Photo browser/editor
Voice memo
Integrated handsfree

SONY ERICSSON F305
Price $298.00

Memory Stick Micro (M2)
10 MB internal memory
Bluetooth V2.0
No 3G
2 MP, 1600x1200 pixels, video
Java MIDP 2.0
Motion based games
Stereo FM radio with RDS
MP3 player
TrackID music recognition
Picture editor/blogging
Organiser
Built in handsfree
Voice memo/dial
Up to 400 h

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SONY ERICSSON G502
Price $245.00

Memory Stick Micro (M2)
32 MB internal memory
Bluetooh V2.0
HSDPA, 3G(3.6 mbps)
2 MP, 1600x1200 pixels, video
Java MIDP 2.0
FM radio
MP3/MPEG4 player
Google Maps
TrackID music recognition
Picture editor/blogging
Organiser
Built-in handsfree
Voice memo/dial
Up to 340 h standby

NOKIA 5800 XPRESS MUSIC WITH 8GB
$588.00

360 x 640 pixels, 3.2 inches
Proximity sensor for auto turn-off
Accelerometer sensor for auto-rotate
Handwriting recognition
microSD (TransFlash), up to 16GB, 8GB included
81 MB internal memory
128 MB SDRAM memory
ARM 11 369 MHz CPU
HSDPA, 3.6 Mbps
Wi-Fi 802.11 b/g, UPnP technology
Symbian OS v9.4, Series 60 rel. 5
3.15 MP, 2048x1536 pixels, Carl Zeiss optics, autofocus, video(VGA@30fps), flash; secondary videocall camera
Built-in GPS receiver
A-GPS support

Nokia Maps 2.0 Touch
Java MIDP 2.0
MP3/WMA/WAV/eAAC+ player
MPEG4/WMV/3gp video player
Stereo FM radio with RDS
TV out
3.5 mm audio output jack
Voice command/dial
Document viewer
T9
Photo editor
Built-in handsfree

APPLE IPOD TOUCH 8GB $375.00
APPLE IPOD TOUCH 16GB $485.00 APPLE IPOD TOUCH 32GB $635.00

# 3.5-inch (diagonal) widescreen multi-touch display
# 480-by-320-pixel resolution at 163 pixels per inc
# Wi-Fi (802.11b/g)
# Nike + iPod support built in
# Maps location-based service
Operating temperature 0° to 35° C (32° to 95° F)

APPLE IPOD NANO-CHROMATIC 8GB $235.00
APPLE IPOD NANO-CHROMATIC 16GB $315.00

# 2 inch (diagonal) colour LCD with LED backlight
# 320 by 240 pixel resolution at 163 pixels per inch
Operating temperature 0 deg to 35 deg C (32 deg to 95 deg F)
Non operating temperature
-20 deg to 45 deg C
(-4 deg to 113 deg F)

Happy Birthday :)

Happy 19th birthday to TaiRock!!! A.K.A Syairazi.. Wishing him all the best in life! Do well My son.. ahaha.. Today is also my 84th birthday of my great grandpa.. i thnk.. he's 80+ still kicking!
Itu dia Bufday boy! :D

"hm.. im getting older now.. i thnk i'll start to eat more KARI!!"